goodnight i made you a song goodbye
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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