did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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