I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Houston, we have a blender
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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