Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
