Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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