Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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