found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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