Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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