so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
