Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
bring money and cleavage
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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