He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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