her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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