I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I deserve this hangover.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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