So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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