M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Drake has all the answers
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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