I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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