People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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