So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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