The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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