If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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