So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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