It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
You're a waste of cheezeits
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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