Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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