I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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