Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I'm at about main and main street
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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