What a fucking waste of an outfit
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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