is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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