but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize