I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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