watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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