I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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