My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
i believe in u and ur pee
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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