my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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