worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
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