got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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