i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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