Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
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