What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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