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Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
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