Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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