last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
The adults are the big ones right?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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