id be glad to
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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