it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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