This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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