What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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