meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Rumble strips road head = magical
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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