I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
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