So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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