She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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