yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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