found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
The adults are the big ones right?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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