just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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