Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
