it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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